Shit That Makes Me Mad At Human Existence. (AKA Pet Peeves)

I'm a pretty easy going person, or at least I like to think I am. I'm one of those people that just lets things slide, unless its threatening my lively hood of course, so most of the things on this list are going to be new information to most people. If you're reading this, just know, these are the things that irritate the hell out of me, and even though I don't say anything about most of it, I'm really wishing it would just stop. Seriously, I get super itchy when I'm irritated.

(DISCLAIMER: I'm going to cuss A LOT more than usual in this one... Sorry, you're going to miss my squeaky voice, and the bit of twang that comes out when I'm fired up.)

This Shit Makes Me Want To Lite People On Fire..

1. Not rinsing your dishes before leaving them in the sink. I mean, you're already there. It doesn't take much effort, and it makes things easier, and less gross... I don't want to touch your nasty ass scraps, so stop being lazy.
2. Talking during movies. It's not a YouTube video, it's a movie. If I'm gonna watch a movie, I wanna WATCH a movie. It's probably the most frustrating, and annoying thing, to be trying to learn some import character development shit, and have people talking over the movie so that I can't hear. My least favorite, when you put a movie in, specifically to show someone how great it is, and they talk, or sit on their phone the whole time, and miss the important details that make the movie more then just the story line. Also, how disrespectful to someone's piece of art, and hard work. Fucking assholes.
3. Unorganized work areas. I can't stand it. Throw your trash in the damn garbage, and pick up after yourself.  We are supposed to look at least some what professional, and you leave the area looking like Sharknado made an unexpected appearance. I am not a maid.
4. Having to repeat myself, because of your disrespect. I understand if some outside force caused you to not hear me, but if you chose to not listen, you can fuck off before I repeat myself.
5. Being interrupted. Don't do that. It's fucking rude.
6. Being talked to like I'm stupid. Oh my god! THIS! I can not, and will not put up with this kind of disrespect. This is a great way to turn quiet, sweet, respectable little me into a petty, nightmare bitch. I don't know who you think you are, and I honestly don't care, but don't treat people like your above them, because technically, in this whole wide universe- you are not shit. All respect for you is immediately gone if you do this. I am not sorry.
7. Complaining about having to work. No one made you apply for your job, and no one you work with wants to hear about it. If you don't want to cashier, get a different job. If you physically can't lift heavy boxes, maybe don't apply to stock shelves at the grocery store. If you don't want to work, go be homeless somewhere. If you want all the present day luxuries, get off your ass... and if you want to not annoy people, shut the hell up.
8. When my bed is made wrong. I love you, Trung, but some days I come home from work, and I think to myself, "Huh, someone was lazy today." I don't mind that much... but I do have to fix it. Just remember you chose me!
9. When people make me late. I do not enjoy being late. There is a reason why I arrive 30 minutes early to work every day. Being late makes me feel rushed.  Don't do this, please.
10. Discussing a diet while I'm eating. No, just stop it.
11. When people take up the whole sidewalk. Even worse, when they take up the whole sidewalk, and just randomly stop out of nowhere. You're a hazard. Do you want to be run into? Learn how to get the fuck out of the way!
12. When people message you, like three messages in a row, instead of just typing everything in one message, and then shutting the hell up so you can actually answer.  You're blowing up my phone for no reason!
13. When people send you an un-text-back-able message. Mainly when you get one at the beginning of a conversation.. that they started. Like when you return the "how are you?" message back to them, and all they send you is, "good". What am I supposed to do with that? If you send me crap like that, I'm not even going to try to salvage the conversation. Thanks for the mere second of entertainment, and thanks for being incredibly boring. Bye.
14. When people sing out loud in public. Even worse when they don't know the words. I don't like feeling embarrassed, especially for someone else. There is a time, and a place, and the grocery store is not it.
15. When grown ass adults act entitled, and disrespectful to, teens through low twenties, cashiers. Way to make yourself look like a completely ignorant ass in public. I don't give to shits about you, or your opinions. NEXT IN LINE, PLEASE!
16. Abbreviating shit that doesn't need to be shortened. Stop it. It's silly. And I'm tired of having to do google searches just to figure out what people are saying. *insert squeaky voice* It's bullshit!
17. Stop posting EVERYTHING on Facebook. I have another full post on this in the works... but for now, just know, no one cares. Also, the only people that it should matter to, probably deserve an actual, real life conversation... and in person even (shocking, I know).
18. When people slow down to merge onto the freeway/interstate. Why? Why do you think it's a smart idea to slow down while trying to merge onto the fastest moving road in the area? What sense does that make? Have you seen a zipper? FIGURE YOUR LIFE OUT!!!

OKAY! That's all. Sorry that this one took so long for me to finish! It turns out that writing out a list of things that irritate you, tends to make you extremely angry. Big surprise there. Had to take a few breaks for my sanity. Also, trying to shorten all of my feelings on each of these was CRAZY difficult. But, anywho, hope you enjoyed. Hope you got a good laugh. Hope you had a few "YASSSS! That's SO true!" moments so I don't have to feel like a lonely angry troll!

Byyyyyeeee!

PS- Regarding the heading before my list: I don't ACTUALLY want to lite anyone on fire, it's just a play on words, so you can calm down 2018 Internet Sensitivity Captains!